The Slow Match Report

The Slow Match Report: Hearts 2 Petrocub Hîncești 2

Gift-wrapped goals, an unangelic home choir and a visiting goalie meaner than Scrooge. The Jambos wanted so much more for Christmas

Dec 20, 2024 •

The Slow Match Report: Berwick Rangers 2 Armadale Thistle 0

Cup interregnum proves a breath of fresh North Sea air for stuttering Wee Gers of the Lowland League

Nov 18, 2024 •

The Slow Match Report: Dunfermline Athletic 2 Kelty Hearts 1

Fife's friendly rivals' Challenge Cup tie failed to deliver an upset on the park... but the fateful 'No Hot Food Left' sign provoked plenty off it

Oct 14, 2024 •

The Slow Match Report: Haddington Athletic 1 Auchinleck Talbot 4

The Road to Hampden started in East Lothian - with sunshine, sky-high sourdough and a Size 5 taking a serious battering

Sep 2, 2024 •

The Slow Match Report: Airdrie 1 Raith Rovers 0

Welcome to the new season. Hope in North Lanarkshire. A shock sacking. And through it all, The Black Eyed Peas.

Aug 5, 2024 •

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